December 2009
59 posts
Frank Costanza: "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Kramer: "What happened to the doll?"
Frank Costanza: "It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer: "That must have been some doll."
Frank Costanza: "She was"
The Origin of "Xmas"
Read this and educate yourself before you get into a senseless argument
-landon
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Some people seem to get worked up easily about things that are either largely irrelevant or incidental, or that they do not really understand. This seems to be the case with some religious folk when the topic is an aspect of Christianity that is personally important to them.
For example,...
Heck Yeah.
tooootally just made it into the top 50,000 tumblr blogs in america list. #47,438
C’mon people we can get this thing to #47,135 if we really try
I need more followers, all you lurkers make it happen and start reblogging my brilliant posts.
2010 is the year I take over the world via tumblr
JOIN THE REVOLUTION! VIVA LA CANNIBALS!
Bizarre dance cat. [VIDEO] →
I never would have guessed that a 4 second video would make me laugh uncontrollably but this one achieved the unachievable.
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; If this is tea, please bring me...”
– Abraham Lincoln
What Edison invention do English speakers use...
The word hello. The first written use of hello spelled with an e is in a letter of Edison’s in August 1877 suggesting that the best way of starting a conversation by telephone was to say “hello” because it “can be heard ten to twenty feet away.” Edison discovered this while testing Alexander Graham Bell’s prototype telephone. Bell himself preferred the rather nautical “Ahoy, hoy!” Edison used to...
If you say beer can with a British accent you’re also saying bacon with a jamaican accent
Some friends of mine posted their cover of this...
WatchGah this show is brilliant. Spagett!
WatchAn Italian singer wrote this song with gibberish to sound like English. If you’ve ever wondered what other people think Americans sound like, this is it.
“Why I’m as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin’...”
– Crow T. Robot
This is one of the coolest games I've ever seen →
